Very Angry Gorillas, Various Amused Geriatrics, Etc

The potential danger in the bobsleigh events makes it way more thrilling to watch than anything in the summer olympics.

How else can you have the pleasure of telling Jehovah’s Witnesses to go away when you’re not at home?

And Leominster.

Ah come on, this isn’t even a tough one. Try the local pronunciations of Wymondham or Garboldisham instead.

Still, nice to have a male role model around.

Hamster. Like a mouse, but wireless.

A really, really old Save icon.

Or just do the same as the dog walkers in my neighbourhood. Let your dog off the lead and stare at your phone so you can’t see it having a dump. Not your problem!

At this rate you might get to see a couple.

Gen X getting forgotten again.

They should have done more penetration testing.

Looks like an impressionist painting but someone’s added polar bears.

It’s all part of the plan innit.

And by bible you mean one of the many different versions from different denominations because none of them could agree what was correct. Or because the powers in charge at whatever period of time decided to create their own edited version to better control the population.

The farmers around here apparently make artisanal bread, pheasant pasties and Greek olives.

What’s veg?

I assume they like the contrast between their skin and their white Audis.

In England, orange coloured people put down green plastic lawns.

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They don’t. They get the police to charge you instead.

Easy mistake to make.