For any who didn’t get it: dude’s been stung a lot and it made his face swell up

Shit dude I think I’ll do that too

And your phone number and your address and your contact list and permission to read-write access to your files and your social security number and your blood type and your date of birth and your mother’s maiden name and the location and shape of any birthmarks or scars and your fingerprints and your genealogy and your deepest darkest secret and what you ate for breakfast last Tuesday and if you’ve made any pacts with yogsathoth and if your soul is still available for sale and your dental records and your porn preferences and your favorite color and your BMI and the name you gave to your favorite stuffed animal when you were six years old

Everything being my fault means I’m still in control!

(This is actually not always true and is instead a rather toxic delusion of someone who has lost all control of their life blaming themselves for everything for the aesthetic of feeling like they still have agency and responsibility)

No waiting for firmware updates

My meds are actually working and it’s incredible how starting JUST HAPPENS NOW

I’m told it doesn’t work for everyone, but my own personal biochemistry is responding beautifully to Strattera and a small dosage of Wellbutrin.

My psychiatrist told me there’s some risk of harmful interaction so my Wellbutrin dosage had to be reduced when I started the Strattera, but it’s been amazing.

I literally feel like I have more hours in every day because so much less time is lost struggling to get started, struggling to stay on task, struggling to STOP a repetitive habitual time wasting trap like doomscrolling or stupid short form videos.

The GOP (Guardians Of Pedophiles) doing their real job: being inhuman shit sucking scum

Now this is what you call a madlad

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Yeah, that’s where my mind is at too.

AI in its present form does not act. It does not do things. All it does is generate text. If a human responds to this text in harmful ways, that is human action. I suppose you could make a robot whose input is somehow triggered by the text, but neither it nor the text generator know what’s happening or why.

I’m so fucking tired of the way uninformed people keep anthropomorphizing this shit and projecting their own motives upon things that have no will or experiential qualia.

It’s hard to overstate how badly one must fuck up to drive Britain into the arms of FRANCE.

“I can fix her”?

She can break me.

I’m almost entirely certain the median is zero, and it’s beyond doubt that the mode is definitely zero.

Yet another case of right wing terrorism; how unoriginal.

… man fuck all that noise i guess i’ll just stick to motorola ._.

just what i needed: more affirmations that I’m definitely not a man :D

They’d rather pay immigrants pennies on the dollar…

…yeah that strat isn’t gonna carry water much longer the way shit’s going lately >_>;;;

What agony tastes like. Every nerve in my entire mouth, screaming. The room, spinning. The air, ringing. Can’t think. Can’t move. Every beat of my heart shooting pain as the nerves re-stimulate. Sometimes I still feel echoes of the pain. It has been twenty years. Just smelling the blend of other seasonings commonly used reawakens the flashbacks. Some part of me is still in that restaurant, still suffering, even now…

I will never eat Thai food again.

… It’s like we forgot, as a whole society, how to build houses. What the fuck is wrong with us. Jesus fucking CHRIST.

I’m never giving up this house. My grandparents bought it in 1953. I can’t imagine any “production” house will ever be as good as this one and it’s not like this one is even particularly great. Basic competency is becoming rarer by the year.

We’re in the midst of a housing crisis and the few houses that are being built are utter trash. Fuck.