I can understand the confusion with Kanye. He’s a clown.

Might be a good idea to get an ADHD assessment.

Man that would be metal as fuck.

You have a wonderful way with words.

First thing I thought when seeing that thumbnail!

My doctor’s office (allegedly) handed my info to a plastic surgery clinic so they could send me a “happy 40th birthday, now fix your sagging bullshit!”-email the literal day I turned 40.

Needless to say that put a damper on things.

People have been doing evil shit for money since the invention of money. These days it’s just automated.

The old heavy ones were bakelite

Rich ≠ Strong

Of the entire series, this is the only one I’ve always been holding out for.

He’s such a compulsive criminal that he even defies the laws of physics.

Mo Donnie Mo Problems

Brave sir Elon ran away,

He bravely ran away away…

When danger reared its ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled,

Yes, brave sir Elon turned about,

And gallantly he chickened out,

Swiftly taking to his feet,

He beat a very brave retreat,

Bravest of the brave, sir Elon!

I want to make everyone aware of the fact that ERM stands for Elon Rumpelstiltskin Musk.

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Fucking same dude. They’re not getting rid of us that easily.

Can confirm, I’ve been waging war on the Ivy in my backyard and I’m definitely not winning.

So, finally hitting the 1%?

“To whom it may concern.”

No,.too formal.

The longer I’ve watched democrats and republicans function, the more it looks like Republicans are the bus that Democrats are throwing America under.

And blackjack and hookers?