Superpowers: I only punch down - fair flights are unfair.

4¾-D chess.

I hate corpo bs speak. Makes me wish I was German or something.

Never forget that after he died they finally admitted to finding his secret CP room.

That explains why they voted for Trump and had a hit list of Democrat politicians and lawmakers.

More like Noe.

What do they even do besides providing a website and payment system?

TIL that Georgia also has a DeKalb County. We’ve got one in IL.

o7

My fiance is a chef. I showed her this and told her that if you’re ever having a day at work that at least you’re not having this day.

Tell the neckbeard that “M’Lady” is pronounced “Malady.” It’s hilarious, especially if it’s in front of the woman he was harassing.

No they’ll sell it for 50x what an annual treatment regimen costs. That way they can grind down the desperate and still profit off the rich.

Well that’ll never happen - not when the drug companies can sell $2000 a month or die medication to the inflicted for the rest of their lives.

All it takes to change Toddler Trump’s mind is to be male, white, tall, loud, and rich. If you’re the most of all those things, he’s your bitch. That’s why Elon failed in the end; he’s not most of those, let alone all of them.

There’s a peripheral for that.

Good luck getting up to pee.

And his ghoul squad.

Smart appliances are so pointless. Does my toaster make toast? Yes? Then why the hell does it need WiFi access!?

Jon Stewart talked about him; apparently he’s a straight up psychopath.

Year a book, Harry.