It’s funny to me how a single gesture of humility like merely accepting baldness without the most horrendous possible form of fragile denial combover makes him look 100x less weird

Not Turkish, just part funny… And part Croat.

Power bottom obv

Wha- you didn’t finish the song! I almost came, you 🤬!

cue Looney Tunes outro music

I might wait a year, based on what I’m hearing. He’s already got a weird sense of humour compared to kids his age, I should probably cool it.

O shit 🏆

Yeah? Admittedly I’m calibrated to the 80s version of what “PG-13” meant. What was the most risque bit? Mine is pretty comfortable with non sexual nudity and rude humour, but anything sexually explicit he’s probably not ready.

If someone could just sing one song about what an utterly terrible person I am, and really drive it home, I might die of happiness.

Ooh how exciting.

I’m tempted, but I’d want to share in the fun with my kid. Anyone who’s played it, What’s the youngest you’d recommend?

And then they sold us Skyrim. And then they sold us Skyrim. And then they sold us Fallout. And then they sold us Skyrim. And then

It all started with that shitty horse armour

Tbh it is if if you have undiagnosed myopia

Now you know how the average investor thinks and/or behaves

All you have to do is squint your eyes. Until they’re closed. And then imagine a frog.

I knew I wasn’t the only one.

Cool sweeper game tho

Hell yeah Bastion. All Supergiant games really.

I’m sure they are hyped, delighted, and filled with espirit de corps about all of this.

It’s always projection. I’m almost bored of saying it.

Any time I hear “capitalism breeds innovation”, I feel like grabbing a chair and swinging it.

That’s a comal, brethren. Make it out of carbon steel and it’ll do good tortillas for you.