Ha ha ha, whoosh! Right guise?

Wrong comment, but at the same time you’re right.

Compared to this? Yeah, it does.

Compensation may be a little better, but the job itself is a bag of dicks

A mirror. Or… Myself?

What? But I just saw a nice comic about a scorpion and a frog that were friends.

If my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle

My Verytiny Penis, actually

Yea

I’ve always wanted to visit California

Already did. There was a shit-ton of cat hair under my bed.

But also I think that singling out “our world” from “the world” is problematic and a major cause of many of the societal problems that we all face

What the other guy said

If I were a nail, my head would be sore.

A different perspective. I like it.

Wow, ok, I don’t know what I did to make you attack me with logical philosophies like this but I’m sorry, Christ.

It’s almost like the entire thing is some sort of scam to trick us into thinking that feelings of injustice is a sickness or something. Like someone somewhere would rather us just be okay with bad things happening around us to the point where they’d spend a significant amount of effort pushing pharmaceuticals and illicit substances to replace the chemicals we produce naturally when things are going well.

I know that sounds crazy, but that’s just how it seems sometimes. It’s really weird.

I mean, it’s not like they’re keeping track of people who have these disorders or anything.

LOOKS AT U.S. GOVERNMENT

I mean, why would they do that?

LOOKS AT ALCATRAZ

I’m sure it’s fine, haha

Sounds super healthy! :-D

Can I give you money now?

So does shitting in a hole in the ground.

I don’t know what I mean by this; I just let the universe guide my fingers when I’m on here.

I didn’t even look at that part of the card, and was superbly confused for a moment. Even tried translating the words to see wtf you were talking about.

I thought you were either being literal, or making some deep comment about, I dunno, resistance to learning a language and the weakness of my understanding or something. lol

Reminds me of that time several years ago when everyone was obsessed with how some celebrity’s knees looked like babies’ faces. I think it was Taylor Swift?