My neck, my back

Find someone who looks at you the same way that gentleman looks at his onion.

Powerful quotes.

You burned floppy discs?

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Neat.

Because he could slip, and then become submerged.
Do you have any idea how slippery water is? Which is begging the question how one can walk on water when there is hardly any friction.

Gotta sign those NCCs if you don’t want to go to hell.

Funny, I was thinking about a very different comic…

Nerd Reich, here we come.

I call it “the badge of dishonor.”

and c/lemmyshitpost

I share a similar sentiment, but I’d place the turning point somewhere between 1 and 2 GHz.

Anus or ring?

Dehydration does that to me. Like sometimes I just forget to drink for an entire day. Then I wake up in the middle of the night and feel like total shit. Pain all over my body, chest included.

I parsed it as: “If you can drink eggnog, you can swallow snow.”

Wine Spodiodi for me. Party Drink alone as if it’s the Fifties.

I just realized that Tom is sometimes blue, sometimes gray. Or are these two different cats?

Because Elijah Could.

Dubbing Ninox novaeseelandiae “the morepork owl” was one lasting outcome of that campaign.