his Scooby-Doo villain ass

Oh, so we live in the “Scooby gang lost” timeline. Everything makes sense now.

Another successful Saturday night in my book!

OK Google, handle this social interaction as if I was inebriated.

Outsourcing your revolution to the billionaire oligarch has to be one of the takes of all time.

Me: Can we have Lenin?

Mom: We have Lenin at home.

Lenin at home:

They would be, if the political and electoral system supported it.

Which is obviously not the case in the US.

It’s Dark and Darker.

Saved you a click!

Bro has never eaten Toblerone.

Spitting the onion?

It doesn’t take longer. France announces the preliminary results of an election 2 hours after the polling places close.

Is American politics simply a matter of who can best kiss the ass of narcissistic reactionary billionaires?

Always has been.