Anyone who hasn’t sucked dick for memes raise your hand.

If everyone’s mother just swallowed or did butt stuff we’d probably be in a better place.

Edgar Allan?

Also rice and beans are vegan so they couldn’t suggest that.

I’m surprised they’re not suggesting a couple ounces of the best Argentinian beef.

Is it really a router if it doesn’t have twenty-five angry antennas sticking up from it?

Morris has the best rack.

Hopefully the cops left the dog.

One that’s being bullied right now by all you people who learned your world views from games that glorify bullying.

I see nothing hypocritical about that there isn’t any bullying in any of the grand theft autos.

That’s my favorite game.

A naked couple picture.

That’s probably for the best any game that glorifies bullying probably isn’t great for society.

I almost caught the biggest fish of my life yesterday.

Too spicy.

Could you imagine if Obama had done this than got the guy suspended from his job?

Imagine it was just a honeypot.

Oh man imagine jumping out of a plane and ramming one of those up your ass at full speed.

Sploosh.

How long until he endorses the republicans again for the midterms?

They look like dicks.