I should neglect more language lessons

Yeah but everyone knows the US has more people per capita than anywhere else

So I put a salmon on my head, which was the style at the time

Guess I’m throwing out all of my underwear

We’ve sent a link and your credentials to all registered phone numbers, please click on it so we know which one you are

Why are you sending me your weakest delivery boys?

You’re my hungriest soldier

“WHO TF GAVE THE (HARD R)S RIGHTS?”

People who aren’t USAians usually don’t know wtf a Vermont is.

Do high school history and social studies classes have a day or a week that discuss US imperialism & shady dealings of recent decades?

No, that’s the entire curriculum. Kinda impossible not to properly discuss a country’s hystory without mentioning the US when the US has been fucking with it

I, too, wish to never encounter an unitedstatian

Maybe protesters should start bringing rifles

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At least some good news came out of this then

Concord was the biggest flop of all time and people already forgot about it.

Publishers don’t lose money when I download their products, but I wish they did.

Sometimes 🥲