Oh fk I’m gonna christ

Like the lady with whiteout in Erin Brockovich

A girlfriend recently said “I’ll give my man Luigi a DAY PASS,” tracing her figure with her hands. Cracked me up.

They say he’s got a lot of chutzpah.
He’s really quite hip.

I SAID MAYBEEEEEE

John Mulaney: "BIG ASS H "

I enjoy that community as a non-participant. A user’s decision to merely interact can reveal much more than they intended to reveal - super interesting to me. Just the existence of the community pits dudes with insecurities against their own lack of self control or social tact, for all to see.

Future me might comment there too quickly after overlooking the community name. I’ll get a warranted Tsk and I’ll see myself out. No big deal. It’s not a kick in the nuts unless I make it one.

In public, even. 🥵

A woman in a pink dress whose head is obscured by an elbow

GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS ON ENERGY

You’ll be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC

To be frank fort a moment… Kentucky doesn’t get any of the nukes

What the French, toast?!

It gets easier and easier to envision the “Peewee German” moniker sticking forever.

Seconded on that Wheeling video

Maybe Garfield can be our Winnie the Pooh

FWIW I took it to be a response to OP rather than you. Perhaps they felt their comment was a continuation of yours so they replied to yours. Idk