Well, I am Zeus

This is why I don’t go to the gym in January

Leashes?

I’m not a fan of peanut butter with jelly, but next time I have some pound cake I’ll grill it with some jelly strawberry jelly

This is why big companies shouldn’t be allowed to have any of our information

I know better than to shit-talk with my real email address on there

I don’t go to many parties, but most people I hang out with seem to like me

I’m taller than most men though…I guess I’ll have to piss in the sink

I also disguised myself as a bull and fucked some other guy’s wife too. That’s how the minotaur was created

If you can’t enjoy life without being drunk maybe you have other issues that you need to work on

Alcohol can be a cause of mental decline in your late years.

it also gives you tremors after prolonged excessive consumtion

okay, which one is for humans?

nothing wrong…as far as you’ve seen. Modern malware is silent and doesn’t make its self known.

windows isn’t free, but you can get OEM keys for super cheap if you look up where to buy on brave search

Okay, I warned you

Our tax dollars are subsidising hollywood and AAA video games. We already paid for them

but just my personal advice. Don’t pirate your OS and don’t pirate security software, that shit needs to run exactly right and cracked versions could have all kinds of things hidden inside of them

I’m a human being with autism and a number of other conditions that make it hard for me to interact with other people

wasn’t one of the most recent mass shooters a young woman? That story didn’t get any attention because the media is evil

what? you don’t think they’re evil? Remember how they all repeated “WMDs in iraq” for 15 years?

I don’t get it, why is that instance of lemmy bad?

I think I’d prefer going through a portal instead