Exactly

Right, but that’s less funny.

I think I’ll start pointing it out.

I made this mistake along with a childhood girlfriend.

Neither of us were doing well that evening.

Lessons learned.

Just go to sleep when you start chirping like my smoke alarm.

Easy.

I bet he eats blockberries.

Why does this speak to me so?

Too much Bananalatro, maybe.

I was happy once. It was awful, and I forgot to clap.

Makes one wonder what they were doing in that shower.

Reminds me of the Salt and Pepper Diner story from John Mulaney.

And this thinking will lead some to feel worth more dead than alive, and that is very sad.

Couldn’t be!

Who, me!?

“Nintendo should admit defeat and focus on making games for other platforms and mobile devices.” - Me, after the Wii U and a little before the Switch launched.

You can finally retire!.. for the next 8 minutes.

Oh, hey, look. It’s the men in women’s bathrooms they feared for so long.

It finally happened!

Yeah, I remember thinking “when I’m old, I’ll still be able to keep up with all the new stuff because of the internet.”

It’s true! I can do that.

I no longer care to, but I can!

We’re entertainment dragons.

We sleep upon the amassed collection of potential future fun in every unplayed game.

Once you try the game, you may realize that you don’t even like it.

Rookie move.

This appears to be written in English, but I can’t make sense of it.

We must feed the backlog, always.

Number go up.