Stop with the dik dik pics.

Can someone translate?

Just a shame Elton was in it.

Why? Did you learn nothing from her duet with Elton The John?

Never. I’m not sure if we even have a pen on the house that isn’t used for colouring in by my kids.

Same for work. I’ve not had to write anything for literally years.

Hang on, does signing your name on a document count?

It’s Barry Atricks chair.

I’m fairly sure Glen Ballard produced the album or something.

Where’s the glass hammer?

Go to a mortuary. Don’t have to wait for them to be grown.

People often forget about them.

That photo is a French pinch of garlic.

Well obviously the internet is kept in a box, and it’s wireless. The elders of the internet let me borrow it occasionally.

normal person’s server.

I’m pretty sure I speak for the majority of normal people, but we don’t have servers.

You’d expect better from a cyber dude. The fediverse chick could manage it.

Presumably for the people who still like to rent the Crocodile Dundee films.

Given how obsolete videos are, I’d imagine all of the stores have gone too.

We had blockbuster in the UK, and we had boomboxes. No one I knew took them outdoors though.

Just the 1. I’ve never listened to a boombox outdoors.

I bet it’s smaller when it arrives.

I couldn’t be bothered to read the article, so I got ChatGPT to summarise it. Apparently there’s nothing to worry about.

TitTok.