Government includes DoD; theres a lot of non-white-collar work under that umbrella.

Its still almost nobody that actually gets federal holidays off.

Based on the leaf in the pot, methinks that was chikorita

Also: you paid for that shit, damn well gonna eat it while its out there.

You also aren’t supposed to aim directly at people but bounce them off the ground, IIRC

SHUN THE BLASPHEMER!

More than you’d expect I imagine. Lots of blues.

Aerosmith is outright gone (probably for the best. They cant make it through a single song without talking about it)

I… I’m pretty sure kissanime has been dead for years now at this point??

What kind of mythical teachers did you have that actually gave a damn about an IEP? (/s but not really)

Hah! As if the teachers would let you sit in the back. Up front, dead center.

This countries infrastructure is already held together by duct tape and glue, it’ll be very interesting when logistics falls apart due to constant active sabotage.

Its depressing that this is considered newsworthy, and not utterly embarrassing for both parties involved to resort to middle school one-upping.

Or blood.

Its time to mop the road during a storm.

Was trying to order food online and that was apparently affected.

Gotta love having all our eggs in one basket, eh? We learned something from the big ass east coast AWS outage!

Hell, can you even get somebody booked in that timeframe if you do? Even for emergency service?

Nobody knows.

Its more work than its worth to get usable meat off those disgusting creatures.

Furthermore, smoking is disgusting.

Its just a giant room full of musical cuck chairs; nobodies quite sure who is cucking who, but theyre 100% sure that someday it’ll be them in the position of power if they stick around long enough.

Alright, who cried havoc and let loose the Frogs of Lore?