Run Multiple Services silly. How do you think Spotify, Netflix, and all these other goofy things operate? I think it is the obsession to locally host your own services and compartmentalize things so things don’t all come crashing down at once. It totally makes sense to me. And I don’t even think it’s masculine. I think chicks would even dig it too. I think they do actually dig it. I think you’re just told as a female that that’s just not for you. And some resist. No subscription for me, thank you very much. All these major tech-bro companies have blood on their hands. And what they do is nothing special.
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There never was a rules-based order. There was just America, the imperialist empire that it is. There are no norms anymore. It’s just bitches running wild… And it kind of always was like this, really. It’s just… the temperature is rising, and the events are accelerating. America, the Supreme Karen, is flailing about making a scene. She never worked on herself. And so all she can do is slap, bite, and scratch. As she falls into the abyss of her own self-awareness and Self-Hatred. So entering the stage is the kazoo man playing the national anthem trailing off, losing interest. You can hear the coughing in the audience and the crickets chirping as people are exiting out the back. A limp dick, a turd left in the bowl you flush and its legacy is the streak that is left. USAID is the CIA slush fund and charity is tyranny. A mechanism of colonizers. The world is a capitalist hellhole. War is used as a bludgeon to beat down the working class. These rich bitches might have an argument or two amongst themselves, but they understand their place in the hierarchy. They will join forces to get you to work for nothing. They all in on it. It is your kids not mine. So, I’m only gonna live so long, so it is what it is. Meh… okey dokey in the hocus pokey and you turn yourself around and that’s what it’s all about. AOC and Bernie Scamturdz is gonna save us all! hahahhahahhaha. Oh Nancy! Oh Nancy! Where are you Nancy?
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Linux@programming.dev•Linux Foundation Report Finds Organizations Embrace Upskilling and Open Source to Meet AI-driven Job DemandsEnglish
1·6 months agoUpskilling…AI…pfffft
Nothing changed just leaned in
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I don't want to be a....English
2·6 months agoYes yes I am not your drone
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The creativity of end usersEnglish
5·6 months agoIf it works it works
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The creativity of end usersEnglish
2·6 months agoYou are all end users…
I deal with computers because if I don’t, computers will deal with me.
You don’t think Gates has sex parties and does drugs from time to time or at one point? I mean, are you following this dude around? How do you know? This is the problem with idols. We just kind of project ourselves or our preconceived notions of what these people are.
I second this… Good Value Assessment.
At this point, I mean, so many people have added to both Windows and Linux that it could be argued that these people didn’t even really invent these things. They invented a part of. I also think about grants, funding, and the materials used to make such things. So I guess what I’m saying is fuck both of these old dudes. Computing was going to happen either way. Windows is a military contractor. Windows has killed many poor people. No gods, no masters. Kill your idols.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•interview preparation vs actual workEnglish
51·6 months agoWhen I worked at a science/tech company all I saw was software engineers dicking around as I was crawling around on the ground turning wrenches with my dear friends the wolf spiders. Oh yeah … The meetings my gawd all the fucking meetings yet nothing seem to change. I want to live in a world were tech is not just buzzwords and nonsense. Now I see what their job was supposed to be… There is a lot of bullshit, bloat, blood suckers and talent restrained. Some of these engineers I could tell they cheated their way through school. Also, there were two gun incidents from the temp workers that they chose to hire. One dude was on the news and we heard the 911 call of him killing his own cousin. These people that own these companies are fucking stupid. Absolutely fucking stupid. The owners son who was going to take over the business, you could tell he was high on cocaine. If you get laid off or fired, don’t take it personal. Trust me. All these people are scum fucks. And if someone doubted me, I kept the receipts. I have proof of everything. It always seems like you’re getting gas lit. Like people just don’t understand how crazy it is out here. Like I’m almost certain, we’re just stuck in time. Nothing important is happening in this country. And even from the military industrial complex standpoint, they’re turning that all into subscription-based products. Not only do the American people not own the tech, but the military is on its knees to private corporations who own everything. If you think military spending is outrageous now, just you wait. All these new projects are going to be unnecessarily expensive. What happens in the private sector is most likely going to happen in the public sector or even the military. I kind of think about it like this. These tech companies have enormous power and influence over everything and they are trying to create their own little walled gardens or ecosystems. And if you really look at the world not through boundaries, but through the world of finances and who owns what and where, you see a hidden world of power. It’s like in our best interest to support the little guy. Then cut his ass down when he gets too mouthy. You’ll see. The dictator is a bogeyman and he is there to crush the people. But the inner circle is who figures out how to do that. You should be afraid of the family, the inner circle.
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Linux@programming.dev•Must fight temptation to buy an overpriced raspberry piEnglish
1·6 months agoAlso, there are so many clones out there. I think now we’re at maybe around four different brands you can choose from other than Raspberry Pi. And these prices are just inflated, absolutely inflated. Like price gouging. Like nonsense.
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52·6 months agoIt’s all lie in the end. Literally, our whole lives revolve around a billionaire’s penis and the desire to constantly be at war, killing poor people like women and children. I’ve met PhDs that I thought were just monsters, absolute monsters, so stupid, so idiotic, and I was like, this is the moment when I lose faith in everything. I think it’s because you gotta look at the bigger picture. What are we doing as a collective? For me, I’ve noticed we’re not up to much, really and the further you go back in time, studying history, you start to realize that there hasn’t been much human progress. The leader is a follower and the follower is a leader that is dead. If there is a hell, it’s inside your head. Those that want to save the children are those that harm the children. Immaculate Conception, East and West Deception, putting revolutionaries in a box and destroying their cause, want to kill a truth, wrap it in a lie, then watch it die. It’s a small world after all. It’s a small world after all.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•vibe coding is just spicier "Ctrl+C Ctrl+V"English
111·6 months agoAi is a broken search engine that goes beyond what is needed from a search engine. It makes what I am trying to do 10x harder. The western world is cannibalizing itself with AI as a cover. It is over valued as much is in yankeeland. I have yet to be impressed, yet I have come to realize it is a tool of enshitification guided by the wizard of oz. It will bring death on this world not through it accomplishments but through its failures. It is a limp dick, a hollow shell, It is a feedback loop of a bad idea. I have yet to be impressed by “AI”… It is like Pokémon Go. Cute, fun and only a few people are playing it now. It is a buzzword. A shit stain on my bowl from the steak dinner that I ate last week.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•vibe coding is just spicier "Ctrl+C Ctrl+V"English
2·6 months agoOmgawd yes…
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•vibe coding is just spicier "Ctrl+C Ctrl+V"English
7·6 months agoBless you…




What a handsome man.