Bring them back? My bank never got rid of them.

God I love them

Well that’s genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a looooooong time

Some of them want to use you

This is literally how my mom met her first husband

That’s nothin’, can’t beat my signed first draft of the Mahabharata, before it was ever even sent to an editor!

Absolutely

The content of this is weird AF (I get what it’s referencing), but I’d like to see more bardcore comics

I think it’s just poorly written pseudo-legalese, and it’s intended to mean that he will be unable to enjoy life in the future because of the psychological damage that poor is doing to him (unrealistic expectations and mental harm, et cetera).

While porn addiction and unrealistic ideas of beauty and sex are genuinely real things that happen, the way to prevent that is with frank, open discussions about sex and pornography, not trying to prevent your 14 year old from masturbating. I was a 14 year old boy at one point, and lemme tell you, nothing could stop me from masturbating. Nothing. It’s just not going to happen. Kids will find ways to find porn, and if somehow we completely do away with it entirely (again, won’t happen), they’ll find new ways, and they’ll read and write erotica or get into hentai or whatever. This woman is insane, Kansas is insane, and so are all the other states imposing this bullshit

a horse with two legs cut off becomes a man

Please don’t give Diogenes any ideas

Oh my God I completely forgot about those cam house videos I used to download from limewire

Iirc, they address both the knee thing and the clothes in the books. Skin tight clothing morphs with you, and I distinctly remember one conversation about the knees thing, but I couldn’t tell you which book it was (though, my buddy Goom probably can)

For about 10 years now my phone has been on do not disturb. Not just while I’m driving, but just always. The only exception to the DND is my mom, who until about a month ago when she passed, I was caregiving for, and genuinely needed to be able to get her calls regardless of what was going on. I don’t get notifications for anything, and I don’t see calls when they’re actually happening. Need me, send a text and I’ll see the little thing in the notification shade maybe. Lol.

Because I’m not caregiving for my mom anymore, I’m on the job hunt and have had to turn do not disturb off so if I get a call for an interview I can answer it. I hate it so much. Constant scam/spam calls, telemarketers, et cetera. It suuuucks. Obviously, it’s not the worst thing about all this, but it certainly doesn’t help matters

Like with most shows brought over from the UK, the us version lost a lot of it’s soul, but it builds it back up over the course of the first season. It can be a little silly sometimes, and it’s definitely it’s own little creature by now, but it’s actually pretty good. My mom loved it before she passed, and I quite like it.

You have no downvote on this comment (that I can see, anyway) and the urge to downvote it just for the hahas was quite strong. I won’t, because people apparently care about that stuff, but I just wanted to share that I used will power this night

“being aware of, and able to accurately diagnose the type of mental illness you’re dealing with is not the same thing as actually working to fix it”

And

“That’s bullshit. Honestly. That’s bullshit. Just because you can articulately attempt to justify it doesn’t mean it’s justified”

Also

“Sometimes things just suck and you have to deal with that for a long time”

Once told a boss “with all due respect, and I do mean all the respect you’re actually due in this moment, I won’t be doing that”

My first instinct was to hate you for this.

Then I realized I could send it to so many people, and I became the monster I feared most.

Had to Google that. In my day we would have called it the Masturbatorium

Same boat. I’m not vegan, and I’ll probably never be. I could genuinely see myself going lacto ovo, but honestly, that wouldn’t be so hard for me if I only cook for myself. But, like, it is clearly the correct moral decision, and anyone arguing that is either misinformed or lying to themselves