Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin. It’s both appropriate for the task and poetic.

Aww you’re right. We can’t throw shade at the genocide supporting right wing grifter.

Are all the funny people gone from this forum?

I hate this prick. Shook his hand at an event my ex’s family holds every year before knowing how much of a scumbag he was. Wish I could go back to call him out and watch him squirm.

Oh finally, I meet another person with tongue-chin.

On firefox I’ve been occasionally seeing ads leak into videos lately but refreshing usually fixes it.

While using a picture of a statue of the late great HMM Arleny. How dare you?

I had a lesson in friction really early on in childhood trying to use this barefoot. Even braking at a super slow speed got that thing HOT.

This meme is about boiling pasta. You butter before you boil? Weird.

He went mask off after having his sexual misconduct come out. Real easy crowd to stay good with when that happens.

If this is all my dream then my real life must be fucking terrible.*

If they’re in the microwave, he can have them.

Would it not be easier to have a mass blessing on each of the oceans? That takes care of 97% of the water.

Well they also shit and don’t wipe and that’s never given a second thought. It’s mostly clean after sure but let’s not kid ourselves, they’re getting shit particles on stuff. If you let your dog on any furniture, which like cmon why wouldn’t you, then that’s another contradiction. They are definitely getting nasty things on them and you end up laying on the couch one night without a thought, again.

You also have mites that live in your eyelashes. The world is a pretty gross place and being grossed out by some dog saliva, when they just wanna love you, is a weird double standard that I’d have to reconcile if I agreed.

I kiss my wife and I lick her butt too.

And tomorrow a good flobday!

Nah, that’s bullshit. Might as well make some similar memes with minorities in the second panel, I’m sure that’ll go over well.

Yeah, just insult everyone and tell some people not to get offended. Nice.

Or…no.

Even busted out the parenthetical for clarity. A professional at work.