Probably the small bob girls are making the bras are don’t want big bobbys to look nice.

If it doesn’t turn out that man was made in Madame Tussaud’s famous workshop, I will eat my hat.

I assume the kids have all moved onto Boxcar Racer?

I’ll do you one better: I DON’T MIND CHECKING A GOD DAMN SCHEDULE. HELL, LET’S GET WILD AND MAKE THAT MFER PAPER I LITERALLY DGAF. Cuz I got that dawg in me!

Very well job!

It’s not my ideas that are bad, it’s all of you!

Savage.

Hay is for horses.

Is this not a Red Lobster!?

Then explain why I wet myself?

Me on my $30 mountain bike from the bike co-op. Miss that thing. It was a beast. They’d already fixed her up and it was the perfect bike to learn to really ride D.C. bike trails on. Rock solid.

Biblically accurate Moaning Lisa is coming soon! Also it’s to protest oil or whatever.

Because he knows he’s innocent, I’m guessing. The CEO dude shot himself. Everyone is saying it.

No⸮

🙄

They’re so cute, I just want to poke their little bellies. They should be called Pokepals!

Exactly. I PROMISE the average reality for these folks is not what you imagine. I’ve seen it, too. But that $4,000/night beach resort was still just on the fucking beach, easy to access with like 3 minutes of walking. They still go out in public, they’re not all being escorted by Secret Service. It almost feels like they’ve succeeded in convincing everyone they’re untouchable when they’re so not.

In lieu of eating them, perhaps we just lightly munch? A small snack?

To add to what others have said regarding chain of custody and illegal procedure: just look at that face!

The likelihood of my eating the spiciest thing I can find for dinner has risen to 100%.