

I have no idea what is happening in this thread, but I feel like me being naked isn’t helping.


I have no idea what is happening in this thread, but I feel like me being naked isn’t helping.
Look man. If you’re constipated, just get some burritos with extra beans!


Fun fact, Bandcamp was started after this one time, at band camp…someone made a mix tape called “Quickflip Tricks Mix '96”


Can it work on these android retro handhelds?


I like netizen…but I have a feeling some people would find it cheesy.
But I like cheese. I eat bricks of cheese!
…why can’t I poop?


“user” sounds insulting.
“lemming”…I get what you’re going for, assuming they’re on lemmy, but that also sounds insulting.
“fedi-friend”. Now this is the reason batters get 3 strikes and not one. You got a hit with this one! I mean, not a home run…but, at least a single. Maybe even a double if the runner is fast enough.


Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t it leak a few weeks ago that all you had to do was download the redacted files, that the government themselves released, and then highlight the redacted parts?
I swear that was a thing.


Thank you kind …well I was going to say “person”, since I don’t know your gender. But now your username makes “person” even questionable.
Thank you kind life form of undetermined species!


Anyone got a mirror that doesn’t try to get me to turn off adblock?


BIG AMERICAN PARTY!!! OH NO! WHO IS DRIVING?? BEAR IS DRIVING! HOW CAN THIS BE??? CAR FULL OF MIDGETS!!!


It’s time to play the internets favorite game!
“Sarcasm, or asshole?”
In 2026, it’s really hard to tell…
I’m here to install your government mandated testicle crushers. Please drop your trousers, turn your head, and cough.


We’re trusting that the murderers are going to follow the law? Did I miss something? Is murder legal now? Because if not, I see a pretty huge hole in that logic.
Here. Drink this acid. Tastes like strawberries.


I don’t use twitter, but the reason people still do is the same reason people still use reddit.
It’s where the people are. Normally this is the part where I use some big exaggerated example of what COULD be happening on twitter and they’d still use it. However, saying “They would still use use it if it catered to pedophiles and nazis” is not only true, because they are, but it’s also the most exaggerated example I can think of.
No matter what twitter does, people will still use them, BECAUSE people use them. Twitter has something like 375million people, while Mastadon has varying reported numbers, but I’m seeing 7million, 10million or 12million depending on who’s talking. That’s still a far cry from 375million.
The hard part is figuring out how many of those 375million are bots.


Not even a participation trophy. I have recieved exactly 1 trophy in my life. It was a 1992 participation trophy for playing 1st grade basketball as mandated by the school.
But I DID play the season of basketball. I DID participste.
Show me where trump has participated in acts that promote peace.
Look man…I hate AI too…but you can’t just use it as a scapegoat to cover for humans being humans.
Should the AI be telling him to do more and more drugs until he died? Well, no, but also…maybe don’t do dangerous drugs at all.
Like if chatgpt says to shoot yourself in the face, and you do, is it chatgpt’s fault you killed yourself? Or was it you killing yourself at fault for killing you?
This world is getting dumber and dumber.