I don’t know or care how long this meme has been out in the wild…

He lit the ‘cigarette’ on the wrong end.

Also, where is his lighter? 🤔

China invented gunpowder.

'nuff said.

No no, you fell for my bait. You need not apologize, I’m just a dipshit that can’t remember when to stop eating mushrooms.

Have confidence in yourself, and don’t eat the freaky weird shrooms…

It takes an incel to know an incel.

Also, I hate people named Jeff, so kindly fuck off please…

Username checks out I guess… 💀

This word salad makes no sense.

No kidding, you don’t say huh? That’s why I posted this as a shitpost.

I had my glasses off in the bathroom and my extremely blurry vision saw a kitten with the paper towel folded pattern side in like that.

Hi, we’ve been trying to reach you regarding your vehicle’s extended warranty…

If you take a core sample of a human, you can determine exactly when the person died.

The more you know…

Literally 10 years past that sort of habit, and I couldn’t be happier!

Don’t do kids, durgs…

3 Guys 1 Bowl?

You’re not supposed to squeeze the filling out, not until it’s perfectly ripe… 🍌

Hey yo, it’s better than AI slop…

I’m confused, I dunno what’s disgusting about this…

Like, don’t you peel the condoms off your bananas before you eat them?

https://www.foodrepublic.com/1549526/aluminum-foil-trick-store-bananas/

Oh wait… I might be doing something wrong here… 😂🤣

The ordering of letters can change the entire meaning of a word. For example…

“You’re my nicest grandma, I love you”

vs

“You’re my incest grandma, I love you”

Well Merry Christmas to you as well, thank you for erecting the tree, very beautiful!

No shit Watson, I’m observing it from my natural blurry vision and I see a pink kitten.

When I wear Depends, I don’t need to wipe…

Can we confirm this with AI?

How much shit does it deliver? Bullshit? Deershit? Dogshit? Pigshit? Rabbit Eggs?..

It’s a baby fox, obviously.

Merry Christmas.