At least you have the option to date yourselves.

TIttLe!

I would expect nothing less.

Sweet, no more double bogeys on a par five.

The zeros will be hand-made, however.

I’m too sweet and innocent to know what this means.

That’s what it’s called when you do it in the armpit.

Poor Minnie, she’s so dry now 🙁 .

LOL, it’s not exactly niche right now, my dude.

Work Steal smarter, not harder.

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It’s a good prank, but I’m willing to bet that DHS was going to do it themselves anyway.

And that’ll make my bunghole pretty, right??

And yet the 1% are pretty sure they can just violence us all into submission.

I think they can’t say “fuck you” on the Disney Channel.

And it’s such a tiny little bird, too.

But also…

Dating concerns of the modern era: “Now, how do I make it clear I’m not a murderer without looking like a murderer 🤔 .”