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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

At those prices, probably

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At those prices, probably

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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    What price? I don’t see any price for the onions. I see a price for the basil behind them. You wouldn’t be posting misleading bullshit for fake internet points, would you OP?

    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      I can’t read. I am a dum

      • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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        Just tell us the price of the onions so we can judge you for being poor as well

        • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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          Don’t need to tell you the price to tell you how poor I am. I’m avoiding people this Christmas. That help?

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            What if I wanted to gift you some onions for Christmas?

            • Bonesince1997@lemmy.world
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              Brings a tear to the eye

              • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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                So same outcome as before…

            • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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              Send 'em to a food bank because I hate onions lol

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                Sheesh, why are you complaining about them being too expensive then?

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            Not at all. Because if I had enough money to avoid family for the holidays, that’s exactly what I would be doing too.

            • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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              I don’t have family to avoid lmao I’m just bitter and don’t wanna see people happy

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      This is a pretty specific attempt too. Local grocer in Utah? Basil? ONIONS?!

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      The price is putting dirt in your eye.

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    Large sweet onions are $1.43 at Harmons.

    https://shop.harmonsgrocery.com/store/harmons/products/16516452-sweet-onion-1-lb

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    4 USD each?? Jaysus!

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      That price is for the pots of basil behind the onions,

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        It’s a shitty price for either of those items.

        Maybe it’s Canadian Dollars…

        • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          American store. Things are actually cheaper up here most of the time now.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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      Basil is 5.99 at my grocery store today.

      I like the idea of owning a basil plant. But you can’t plant it in winter weather and they’re impossible to keep alive inside, I find.

    • BillMurray@lemmy.ca
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      For a Basil plant.

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    They look like boobs. Censor them.

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      Free the nipple stem!

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