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Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Time to get another part time job

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Time to get another part time job

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Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Cashier: YOU’VE WON A NEW CAR!!! … just kidding, your credit card was declined.

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      YOU’VE WON… A WEEKS WORTH OF GROCERIES!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    I’ve been unable to contain my laughter once when I was declined at a gas station and the sound the POS system made was Sonic losing his rings.

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    “Iii’m sooorry, you’ve all overbid.”

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    deleted by creator

  • TubeTalkerX@kbin.social
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    When I’m watching the cashier ring everything up I hear the Cliffhanger game music thinking “when is it going over my limit???”

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    …while getting a spiel about spaying/neutering your pets.

    Not that I’m knocking Mr. Barker’s public cause in any way, shape or form, I have three cats and they all are neutered.

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