• deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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    2 years ago

    Why does he hate America so much he’s calling for divine retribution? Thats something Osama bin Laden would have said.

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    When Mike Johnson goes to heaven and bangs on the pearly gates demanding to be let inside, Jesus will ask, “I’m sorry, do I know you? Because you sure didn’t know me.”

  • IHeartBadCode@kbin.social
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    I was promised that the COVID vaccine would make all my blood congeal. I’ve thus far have made it to promises of “God will punish us” without one hint of life threatening coagulation.

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    Those teens are your political death Mike. They will never be Christian conservatives.

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    This guy needs to be out of power. Maybe more Congress people will leave and the Republicans will loose the majority. Otherwise we’ll have to vote out the Republicans in the presidential election.

    Jesus is his imaginary friend who tells him right and wrong. Crazy.

  • trackcharlie@lemmynsfw.com
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    OH NO WE WENT FROM .1% TO 1% OF TEENS BEING GAY! WHAT A HUGE LEAP OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOo

    Can people stop voting in these retards please

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    I’d also like to point out - why is human sexuality called “Sodomy” when men have sex together but not when hetero people have anal sex. Especially since most gay couples do not regularly have anal sex anyway, and studies have shown that hetero couples frequently do. What makes it “sodomy” other than one’s won need to paint human sexuality as something bleak, horrible, and disgusting in as perverse a way as possible.

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      For these people Sodomy is everything that isn’t sex for procreation. That includes oral, anal and every form of birth control. So this isn’t really a gotcha but just their next steps on the list.

      They were all illegal as part of anti sodomy laws.