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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

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I knew it

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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    1 year ago

    What kind of candy?

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      The best kind… You know the kind you like but way, way way better - it’s an absolute must-try.

      • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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        Mmmmmm, I love free and extremely delicious candy.

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          It’s yours for the taking!

      • Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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        What if it’s that weird salty swedish candy though?

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          Nothing to worry about - you’ll love it!

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      Thats the thing. No one knows.

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        I love surprises, I hope I get the following:

        -Salty Balls
        -Gummy Skulls
        -Jelly Brains
        -Candied Intestine
        -Twix-Fingers

        Edit: Formatting

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      You have to crack ‘em open to find out.

      • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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        What should I use?

        A large stick?
        A baseball bat?
        A night watchman mace?
        A Double Headed War Hammer XL?
        Skull Flail?
        A fancy pimp cane?

        Gotta have the right tool to get that candy.

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