“Do you guys not have phones?“

Hey, I just had a thought. Do you think people buying only one or two dolls instead of 37 might be bad for an economy designed to grow forever?

• Anarchists, revolutionaries, usurpers. Men who challenge the status quo. They would rather operate outside of society than participate in its decadence

This looks like the man on the left’s last known photo

Makes me think of that guy who does mockups of hellworld tech concepts

MSG’d!

Billionaires are the most dangerous game

Hopefully this sends a message to all members of our armed forces: you can follow illegal orders if you like but when consequences come (and they will) this administration will throw you under the bus faster than you can say “I was just following orders”

Nvm I fixed it thanks

“Linux is an objectively worse OS because you have to run all kinds of weird commands in an esoteric command line to even get it to work right”

Meanwhile: windows just works! You just have to run this batch file from some guy on GitHub, download this powershell script from some woman on MSDN, apply these reg hacks, and run this freeware debloat tool, and it’s smooth sailing after that. Well, at least until the next cumulative update which will make you repeat this process all over again. Oh whoops, something you did broke the install. Better sfc /scannow or clean install and try again!

“In an unprecedented move by the executive branch, Donald trump executes all democratic lawmakers”

And six months later:

“Federal judge BARS trump administration from executing members of congress“

He definitely read that line in a book somewhere and went “hell yeah” instead of being horrified (the author’s likely intent)

Having to reach waaay back into the memories of my Christian upbringing here, but I seem to recall that God doesn’t like people who try to game the system

I’m clinging to my “dumb” fridge for dear life

THE INDIVIDUALS WHO FILLED MY BOOT WITH WATER WILL BE SWIFTLY BROUGHT TO JUSTICE. IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE OUR OFFICERS LOCATE THE INSTRUCTIONS THAT WILL ALLOW US TO EMPTY IT.

You fill it full of mothballs?

And people say there’s nothing to do in the Midwest…

The teleport 7 inches thing might be nice for getting through locked doors

We did it, Lemmy!

His balls are so big because they’re swollen from getting stomped all the time