I heard that. “Smeeeeg- ma”

“Oh no, there goes Jokyo…”

Vomiting, barefoot and full of semen?

Pretty much, but the comment I was replying to already contained most of the words I knew so just chipping in rat-arsed and fucked seemed a bit pointless.

Rat-arsed, fizzled, fucked, fooked, fecked

Fair point.

Is this like how Inuits have a bunch of words for snow because they deal with so much of it, Finnish people have different kinds of getting drunk?

I think Family Guy did this one first

Based on what data?

We had an ad that actually said “piracy funds terrorism” here in the UK. Made me laugh my arse off.

Here in the UK we don’t tip, people generally get fired if they don’t do their job well.

Yea, this is probably a crime in a lot of places. Am I wrong?

Such as?

Exactly. Why call the cops when you can fire somebody a text?

Yea, but why wouldn’t they say how much they were charged rather than the range that the photographer can charge?

Yea, no smoker has teeth that white

What?

Doom really can run on anything.

Yea I think most ATMs work on XP.