Why are we using not having dementia as the intellectual benchmark for someone to lead a country. Dude can’t read or do basic maths let alone understand more complex economics or geopolitics.

Even when he fails the dementia test we will resort to simply checking for a pulse, and I bet once he dies it will be covered up for as long as possible.

John Oliver on The Bugle podcast had the best description of its shape. “Chile. The country most likely to crack if baked into a biscuit.”

Trump is looking forward to the bring your child to work day.

That classic CSI style interrogation scene where a prisoner gets rewarded for providing nothing of value to an investigation …

“… and if you take the lavender pill …”

I believe he is an innie not an outie.

Don’t shoot the messenger pigeon.

dAIry. Conspiracy confirmed.

Why does he always have to present this stuff on big cardboard posters like a high school “Birds, they’re fucking everywhere” style science project.

An apple shaped hole in a CD? He just presented Trump with an A-Hole award.

Her love for Trump is teeny-tiny, but her love for us is large.

Why not just get an EB-1 visa?

“Melania Trump obtained US citizenship on a visa reserved for immigrants with ‘extraordinary ability’ and ‘sustained national and international acclaim’”

You’re darn tootin’!

“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

In that you read like someone who is hammered?

To be eaten in moderation as trans fats can be harmful to heart health.

In North Korea the United States, all media outlets are owned and controlled by the government, and all news content are produced and censored by the Korean Central News Agency Bias Monitor.

They’ve done studies, you know. 30% of the time, it works every time.

The Country Under Not Trump party

“Just do it”