When is your break time?

I just figured out what these remind me of! They remind me of the Cracked.com photoshop battles and caption contests back when Cracked was good. You’re keeping the spirit of good Cracked alive with these.

Both things can be true at once. Current events have me feeling more like the guy facing the mountain rather than the guy facing the valley. “Be the change you want to see in the world” is all fine and dandy but it honestly feels like trying to run against the wind in a hurricane. It’s hard to argue with the results of being a greedy narcissistic sociopath when the world is literally run by them.

Yeah…I thought that as soon as I hit Enter.

I genuinely believe everyone should serve some sort of customer service role at least once in their life.

That does indeed look like a succulent Chinese meal.

I gotta say, I much prefer your titles to the originals.

You’re right, the structure is still there. Their digestive system just got rerouted to another opening.

Edgy humor is fun and all, but this I feel is in poor taste.

This is the sole reason I want contacts.

He did the radio station before the game.

Bob the Builder encourages confidence in one’s abilities. He says “can we fix it?” And then immediately responds with “yes we can!” and expects you to respond the same with him. The meme is saying their decline in their self confidence and even world view started when they didn’t respond “yes we can” but instead “no we cant”

Understood. Thanks for taking the time to educate me!

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.

Name of the restaurant should have been included somewhere.

An Ötzi reference, in my Lemmy?

I gotta agree with the post. Millie would be a cute alternative Mildred. The name reminds me of mildew.

Hating elves

These are great QOL changes. I wonder why they waited for the DLC to release them instead of doing it with the colluseum update.

Magnesium citrate. Take it a few minutes before you actually need to.