Hail yourself and fuck this president.

This is what struggling for relevance looks like in real time.

Living in Texas, a state with one of (if not the) highest maternal mortality rates in the country, it’s embarrassing that they simply hide the data that disprove their bullshit stance. My wife and I had a very complicated pregnancy that ended up with my kid being born 6 weeks early and her in the hospital, and this was after years of IVF. We spent thousands getting to the point of having a child and if her life was in danger I would not have given a second thought to protecting her.

It’s to the point where the first thing I did when it was viable was to get a vasectomy because I wasn’t going to even have the potential for those risks in a state that actively hates women.

But not China!!!

(Except for the copious amount of drop shipping we do, component parts, manufacturing, and many other aspects of the global economy we engage with them on and will continue to do unabated once the political theatre is out of the way because people want to believe in a boogeyman that’s making eggs more expensive)

You can make up statistics for anything. 80% of people know that!!

Also yes

Because the people who buy them have it and BMW can get more out of them. The real problem is that they’ll buy it, and other manufacturers will see “hey, it’s a successful model and additional revenue generation!”

Impeach our guy for actual acts he did? Fuck you, well just SAY your guy did stuff.

Check and MATE.

I didn’t notice the tiny backpack and it reminds me of the one I just bought for my toddler to go to daycare with only instead of false military masculinity, his is a rocket ship which is way cooler.

That is the tiniest mic sign ever.

Looks so weird.

Typically the party appoints someone through their own nominating process. There is a way of doing that but saying “we just don’t like this guy no more” isn’t really an acceptable one.

But he didn’t lose, remember? He’s still here trying to fight the good fight!

(I need to go wash my phone after typing that…)

Look, he DID see combat.

In pictures.

In the articles he wrote in his office securely in the middle of the base.

According to the Guard you have to have 3 years time-in-service to retire as that rank. He chose to retire as an E-8

It’s the same energy of evangelicalism has fuck all to do with the teachings of Christ. They’re all dog whistles.

Also republicans:

Remember that first season episode of TNG where brain worms took over control of Starfleet?

It’s like that but stupid.

RFK is a mind flayer confirmed

I can’t believe she went from having a talk show to this.

Wait, I’m thinking of RICKI Lake.

Let’s have more Ricki Lakes and less Kari Lakes!

Shackleton identified, establishing Jamestown now.