Uh oh, it’s developing humor. That’s the last step toward the singularity.

This person knows how to game the system^^

As a former husband who got talked into going - more than once, can confirm.

Wow! It really, really is just like this.

Nein, es ist meine Schuld. I should click the pic and read first, but the one in Yinzertown just sprung to mind from the headline.

Ooh, ooh! I know this one! It’s in Pittsburgh!

Edit: okay, wrong one. But there is a similar disenfranchised BK in Pittsburgh.

I’m sorry, but I do not want to partake of the “anxiety gas”

I sense a new comic book in the making

Correction:
Phoenix has a Hero.

Always felt to me like I have one foot in this world, and the rest of my whole being in the liminal space. Or like I’m watching the real world through a partially open door, but I’m quite a distance away from that door (down the hall).

I wish I could bottle or teach my ability to fall asleep quickly and completely. I’d be filthy rich. Sorry, everyone. I am the odd one out.

Not “nothing” happened. Daphne Galizia, a journalist who worked on the expose, was assassinated with a car bomb. Last year, all former employees of Mossak Fonseca (the Panamanian legal firm that helped create the tax dodge structures for the offending corps) were acquitted.

Ok, need one of these

Adding this to the list of things I never knew I needed in my life.

That’s funny, I actually do this too, but never thought about it as an intentional procedure.

…is a sentence noone should ever have to hear. Or read.

I love your username, btw

Clueless, table for 1