Definitely an improvement but those lyrics will give me a PTSD like reaction 😂

I Want You to Want Me by Cheap Trick

Words cannot explain how much I fucking despise this song. It’s the same fucking line for almost 4 minutes over and over and over again, I’d rather listen to nails on a chalkboard crushed and bass boosted while suffering extreme tinnitus for the rest of my life than have to listen to that song again.

… to the best of my knowledge,…

Yeah that’s not saying much at all, dipshit. Single cell organisms have more brain capacity than your dementia ridden ass

Gotta say, seeing a flaming dick fart wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card, but then again it’s a wild fucking year so I shouldn’t be surprised

I get what you’re saying, but this isn’t that. This is an attack on the first amendment and censorship of comics and the media. I don’t think Kimmel is funny either, he aggravated me every time he hosted the damn Oscars and I don’t watch his show, but I’m 100% behind him in this situation. He’s being punished and silenced for his first amendment right.

I was a Windows user up until last year. I ditched it for EOS after I got tired of telling Windows NO I DON’T WANT WINDOWS 11 for the 500th time. Between having to manually remove Cortana, Edge, trackers and spyware and having ads shoved in my notifications, I couldn’t stand it anymore.

Now, as an average user they’re not gonna care about any of that. Hell, I didn’t start caring until I upgraded from 7 to 10 (I deliberately skipped 8) and they started enshitification. 10 was good, at first. It’s what they added that made it unbearable.

My biggest praise of Linux over Windows is not having to check for updates for different programs manually. I just hit sudo pacman -Syu and it does it all. Proton just makes my games work and I can do everything I did in Windows. Can I play AAA games with anticheat? Yes, but not all games. The ones I can’t, I really don’t feel the desire to play anymore anyway.

The first time I had ever heard about labubus was the last episode of South Park. I thought they were just some dumb thing Matt and Trey came up with to use as a vehicle to talk about the tariffs, then I learned they were actually real.

I’m whiter than bleached mayonnaise and I barely learned what a groyper was. Loser incels, the lot of em.

The way Massholes drive and how much vehicles rust here there won’t be a shortage any time soon lol

I’m a heavy sleeper and this sounds like a great alternative for me, I won’t have to set an alarm an hour before I have to get up and hit snooze for an hour anymore! Gonna have to head to the junkyard and get some airbags now

USPS is self funded, and only until a couple years ago now were we losing money. Once retirement prefunding was repealed we started making money again

“When I joined the Corps, we didn’t have any fancy-shmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon - and we had to share the rock!”

— Sgt Johnson, Halo 2

Every day this twat is in the news it always proves more and more why his brain worm died of starvation

You better answer

Bioshock

Halo: Combat Evolved

Fallout New Vegas

Also, cynical answer is also whatever current mobile game is making a bazillion dollars right now because ✨capitalism✨

When I flew back from Brazil last year to Orlando, almost the entire plane was families with kids, a lot of which were wearing Disney merch. I bet that flight will soon be much less full as $250 is currently almost R$1,400 per person. R$5,500 additional for a family of 4 is a LOT of money in Brazil.

To be fair, the “gallon size” you see in the meme is 90% ice, 9% milk and 1% “coffee.” Dunks is selling plastic cups with ice for over $5.

Same with classic rock stations, I swear to fucking god Boston’s 100.7 plays Turn the Page by Bob Seger or Metallica’s cover daily at like 7:45am. That’s usually followed by one of 3 AC/DC songs then 10-15 minutes of commercials since iHeartRadio bought them a while ago.

Fuck you RFK my Casio can’t and won’t connect to the internet, go swim in more sewage you dolt

Had this problem too (phone number is from NM but I’m in MA now) so I just started messing with them. I’d answer “Federal Bureau of Investigation, Albuquerque district office, how may I direct your call?” Click. After about a week of doing this I haven’t gotten a single spam call, this was like 2 years ago. Who cares it it’s “impersonating a federal agency” or whatever, they’re scammers overseas, fuck em.