Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go

Butt lickers are preferable to boot lickers

Full house, transitioning to 5 of a kind. Can be annoying to get going, but with just a bit of deck fixing it goes hard

No, a large swathe of Americans are just that stupid/insane/brainwashed

For text, sure. But you can’t exactly store video or audio in book format

I know there’s the whole “burn the house” joke, but I think I actually would in this case

bEEEEEEEEEEEans WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU-

Had one of these. Used it all of 2 times before moving. Next time I tried to fire it up, nothing but an occasional clicking sound

I’m still confused, how is this a laptop locking mechanism?

That’s a goobs, not chimken

Me every time I try to write a song

You’re telling me I have 22 years to get WORSE???

Spamcakes, if you will

And they say white people have no culture 🙄

I started with Voyager and eventually moved to Mlem, which has given me zero issues thus far

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Authoritarianism is authoritarianism. Doesnt matter how you paint it.

I once made the mistake of setting Pushing Me Away by Linkin Park as my wake-up alarm.

I can’t listen to that song anymore…

Always weird to see MAGAts on Lemmy…

Just do like I did and start having panic attacks after 2 hits