Thanks to torrents, you can have your cake shit and eat it, too!

Do not let generational gaps fool you, most people are idiots

Except they left out Hawai‘i

I’ve heard tale of places that add the unused sick days to your retirement

In the US if you’re sick they can just fire you the first day you’re gone. It’s great, I hardly know what to do with all this freedumb I have.

This just in: Obese Man perpetually on the couch isn’t going to finish the marathon, experts say.

“What do you got in them little bowls there? Blue I hope”

Roko’s Modern Strife

I… I already did pronounce the L 😔