Can’t argue about bases if you refuse to elaborate beyond Presburger arithmetic. (Guy pointing at head meme)
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i work at cloudflare
Thank you for the easier captchas, and pre-emptively damn you for whatever evil thing CloudFlare will eventually do with their MITM access to everything.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands
1·24 days agoI guess, but neither kind of dashboard catches dash from your horses these days. And forget about all bears being “brown ones”. Language evolves.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands
1·24 days agoHaha, true. But then again, I’ve definitely thought that about like, a self-loading rifle or a can opener that way.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands
4·25 days agoShark avatar, though.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands
1·25 days agoI think that’s the basic idea, but in practice it’s used for people who are just generally dumb as well.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•This is why we can't have nice things.
83·28 days agoIt offers protection from crackers and cybergangs too, because they always follow laws. /s
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•"No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"English
3·30 days agoYes, without hesitation, although I’d want to rinse it first to avoid cross-contamination.
Banana picking and shipping as it usually happens isn’t exactly sterile, either. Or the grocery store where everyone is sorting through them. This is also why you should wash anything you don’t peel.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•"No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"English
3·30 days agoYeah, I futzed with it a bit. At first I did sesquicentennial, but that’s purely an adjective which isn’t great. Sesquicentenary refers to the day, so that wouldn’t work. So, I made a nonce word which, if you know these other two, is clear.
I’ll just ignore the insulting tone.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•"No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"English
9·1 month agoThey addressed that, actually.
True to the spirit of journalistic inquiry, your correspondent can attest that seawater has not degraded the taste of the bananas, with the only threats to health posed by skin slippage and by eating too many of them.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•"No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"English
4·1 month agoDefinitely peel it first.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•"No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"English
2·1 month agoI mean, that was slightly fictional, although that’s the maybe the joke. And set a sesquicentury ago.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•The most invasive cookie/tracker option is listed as “Platinum” while the most privacy-respecting option is merely “Silver”English
9·1 month agoMan, they really are trying everything to get you to click the magic button.
So do you trust cell towers more, or just stay offline when out and about?
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•It was best as a silly toy language in the 1990's...
2·2 months agoIn a scripting language, is there an advantage to no garbage collection? (I honestly don’t know)
Someone else also pointed out to me, when I made a similar suggestion, that ability to partially fail but keep going is desirable in a web context. I don’t know, maybe there’s some way to make Rust do that more automatically than C. Python seems the be the standard for general-purpose scripting, which is why I mentioned it.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•It was best as a silly toy language in the 1990's...
8·2 months agoInvent a new internet where you can script pages directly in Python or TypeScript.
Otherwise, you get to enjoy a silly toy language from the 90’s.
So you don’t want to go against the jerk, okay.
Thanks?
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Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•The myth of "consensual" internet
11·2 months agoAgreed. The point being that people aren’t really upset about whether it’s art or not. They’re mad about money.
And that’s not exactly dumb either, making bread is important. It’d just be nice if it was admitted to.

You know, I always assumed black people wouldn’t have the kamikaze-bugs-against-your face problem. If so, this is an ironic choice of template.
Edit: Or is that a me problem, and this was just a bug-bug pun?