Fuck yeah, that looks right up my street

Wheel’s turning, but the hamster’s dead

What an awful day to have eyes, that’s one of the worst sentences I’ve read in a minute. “For now” is the unwanted garnish on that particular turd sandwich, he should be banned from practicing medicine anywhere as fast as humanly possible!

Why did it take reading about right-wing nutters to let me know about bacon-wrapped asparagus?! How am I this late to that particular party? Or is that a thing only for the fash?

And not what you want the VP in…

Yeah, you gotta let it load sometimes

“If they think I’m paying them after a fuckup like that, they can think again”

Middle of the next debate, right in the forehead. Needs a good walk-off one liner to follow it though, that’s probably the biggest obstacle for him

How the fuck did he get a horse on the flight in the first place?

Is he now the remaster chief?

Climate change is a real problem, we need to be very worried about what kind of a world we leave for Keith Richards

Glad to see the Met taking the initiative and getting as many as possible in one place, by employing them

I live on a different continent, and my politics, such as they are, lean in exactly the opposite way to your republicans, but sure, my assessment of Biden being Netanyahu’s bitch is completely unfounded…

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/21/politics/blinken-congress-penalize-international-criminal-court/index.html

This nasty show my age, but this is about the only game release that I’ve been truly excited about in years

Nice of Biden to take Netanyahu’s dick out of his mouth for long enough to say “no!”

The post below this one in my feed is “Microsoft’s carbon emissions up by 30% due to ai”