Legend is June Cleaver helped write the lines for the man to say and coached him on the pronunciation.

They can have the moths over my cold dead body.

I started pirating my Nintendo needs last generation and it runs so much better. Never buying from this anti-consumer company again.

Avast ye matey!

Feels like you’re wearing nothing at all?

Dunno but it makes sense, more space for your knees when you swivel close to the edge.

Some poor bastard out there has a stepping on fetish, and you’ve just gone and ruined it with a trump hat.

Jokes on you, I’m only 25!