

I want something that causes locked-in syndrome and a long ventilator-assisted life.
Maybe then he’ll realize that yes, everyone does, in fact, hate him. And even the cowards he surround himself with will do it straight to his face for once.


I want something that causes locked-in syndrome and a long ventilator-assisted life.
Maybe then he’ll realize that yes, everyone does, in fact, hate him. And even the cowards he surround himself with will do it straight to his face for once.
Meanwhile, the company has raked in record profits year after year, but nothing below C-suite and shareholder has seen a dime of it.


SLBM, technically. Submarine Launched Ballistic Missiles.


Just spit balling here, but they probably tune the AI for different thresholds between return and rent out so that they can rake in the damage fees for things that “weren’t there” during the first AI scan.


Between this and the EPA regulation rollbacks, were going to see a whole lot of bloody dead Americans.
Here’s the Wikipedia article on them: https://www.wikiwand.com/en/articles/Electrolyte
For simplicity’s sake, they are salts, acid, or bases that can suspend themselves in a polar liquid, like water, and can conduct electricity.
They help maintain the body’s ability to hydrate, and are critical in maintaining nerve and muscle functions, since they are electric tissues.
It’s also the main electrolyte ingredient in a few electrolyte drinks.


Wouldn’t be the first time, if true.


Good though they cut finding to that, too, then.


Thankfully, most of that shit is still on magtape, so actually have to work for it.


And brain worms running the health department…


Yes. People are willing to do all kinds of tasks for money. If nobody wants to do a job it’s because you aren’t paying enough.


Which they would do if the work paid a living wage.


+10%
Unless you are Russia…


Weed be better off with a literal potato sitting in the oval office.
In a suit, of course…


Turns out that the current administration was just a bunch of DUI hires.


If they get pardoned, they can no longer plead the 5th, so that should be fun!


That’s what happens when you have a suicidal death cult trying their damnedest to bring about their version of the end of the world.
How else will he justify auctioning them off?