Twist, tuck, freeze

You will never touch your penis with your hands full of heaven ladder

That would make for quite the headache!

Snarky Puppy - Lingus

“I don’t know, can anyone help me learn?” gets so much respect from me. Incredibly powerful mindset.

Mitch McConnell had polio himself. He knows what the vaccine defends against

Additional living space (you need specialized training and a permit to enter)

Bones are organs! that counts!

Frico, even

Lettuce grows in a bundle of very tightly packed leaves. At no part in the growing - transport - shelving - selling chain can anyone be expected to thoroughly wash between the leaves, especially near the root. Rinse your veggies before using.

I think corvids are poised to become a fine replacement

“It’s not an RV, it’s a motorcoach”

a sentence that sounds best when shouted from a prison cell

“I don’t have to change my behavior” is the most trivially easy thing for anyone to convince themself.

And this is the magical part where we recognize that both can exist

Interesting in concept i guess, but orders of magnitude less efficient than a train.

In order for everyone to just freaking go, their cars would have to be attached somehow.

I wonder if anyone’s ever thought of linking a bunch of cars together so they can all stop and go simultaneously. And hey, since the cars are attached and all need to go to the same place, we can build a track instead of using high maintenance rubber on pavement and-

oop, we invented trains

add a hard hat and you’re in

To paraphrase NetShaq, some people like to take something known for being bullet proof and then treat babying it like it’s their entire personality

I didn’t come up with it myself, spread the good word lmao