I guess all my mom’s best cookies had too much butter
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Most lifeguard’s are invisible, sitting there just watching for trouble. Others though are absolute fun police when you are a kid.
That’s a lemon https://youtube.com/shorts/aaFNEdvy3KY
This style of ice cream scoop is my favorite https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-Heavy-Duty-Non-Slip-Supplies-Scoops/dp/B00RGFVBQY
It’s not really a scoop, but a plow/shovel. If your ice cream is rock solid, this style lets you apply maximum force directly on it, as opposed to at an angle.
Darkmuch@lemmy.worldto Funny@sh.itjust.works•You may never see the soda fountain the same again3·4 months agoWater fountains aren’t usually positioned as part of a cafeteria line. They are also slower and have weird angles, not always being convenient to fill up a cup from.
Looks like Ben Stiller to me
I got a toaster oven I always use to reheat pizza. I could use some aluminum foil to prevent cheese drips from falling… or I can let my little pile of charcoal grow.
We could have a whole vent diagram of people than stop time, start time, or be immune to it. Imagine just going out for drinks with friends when times stops. But this has happened before so you walk across town, go in some dudes living room, and force his fingers to snap.
“Ah! Oh it’s you. Time stopped again?” “Yup” “Alright. Well hopefully whoever’s stopping time this time doesn’t REALLY like to snap.” “Hopefully. Well might be seeing more of me again. Bye!”
we love casting spells!
In the example he gave, he mentioned lungs expanding, so volume IS changing. Godzilla can shoot lasers in current lore. He could easily have some super compressed ballast tanks as organs that release pressure changing a whole slew of variables.
If Submarines have ballast tanks of 600 pounds of air at 3000 PSI, Godzilla can have his own magic organs that do crazy stuff.
So what would shoebox + collapse civilization look like? Meteor storm of world ending asteroids? Collapse all civilizations for the next 10000 years? Start destroying alien civilizations?
That was so silly and fun!
“Fuck you! You wasted a year of my Time!”
Congratulations my child on your unelightenment.
I was called by my own phone number once. Nothing suspicious there.
I’ve been asked for tips when having carryout. And also getting a scoop of ice cream. Tipping is a relic of racist practices when southern people didn’t want to pay emancipated black workers a wage. It only still exists because restaurant owners lobby congress to keep it a thing. Stop bribing congress and pay your employees you fucks.
Darkmuch@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I can barely grasp where I am, please don't ask me any questions before I have some coffee3·2 years agoI worked on a submarine as a messenger. We would carry orders and reports to officers for their review and approval. BUT my shift was around 4am and I’d find half the officers asleep, just to shove an orders packet in their face demanding a signature. I’m sure they”review it very thoroughly ten seconds after waking up.
Classic Sonic https://youtu.be/rYydtU2G_eY?si=8cQ5M1jGdt7MuR_R
That’s them returning after conquering Poland.
Darkmuch@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Around 76 locations were raided in India as part of a crackdown on phony tech support scam callsEnglish6·2 years agoNo no no, 76 is the significant digits, we don’t know how fractional locations they raided! Why, maybe they raided 10000 bases of .00000001 size!
We had them in the first half, but we lost it on the second.