dolphin

You live in fancy houses!

G’day alligadile

Get in line

40% of what? Just random number of projects these webinar attendees thought of??

mdadm

They pay you or you pay them?

My understanding is they buy sponsored ads, the link goes to a fake Netflix support site, and you call their phone number.

Dehydration… it’s always dehydration, unless it’s not.

That’s what she said

Two negatives make a positive

#1 is markiplier

*hug

Please tell this to my dead car battery. It was killed by the tiny dome light last night, because I forgot to turn it off.

He’s hot!

That’s how they aim

That’s why they moan a lot. The ooooohhhooo is from the other end

Look like fun guys to me

It wasn’t illegal back then

Snitches get riches