Helpful neighbor: “No, I’m with ICE and I’m arresting you motherfuckers.”

*We all get to pretend to be ICE or whatever the fuck if there’s no requirement to prove who you are

Im trying in my head to make that response of “he had tattoos on his body” less stupid than it is, but cannot come up with a scenario where someone would get tattoos anywhere else.

Certainly not as supreme as the https://www.tacobell.com/food/specialties/chalupa-supreme

One month before midterms?

I don’t know why these are asked in the past tense like I don’t still do these things.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MohJLPgutKQ&pp=ygUgc2FkZGFtIGh1c3NlaW4gYmFhdGggcGFydHkgcHVyZ2U%3D

I hope they can see some historic parallels. Shit can get really real in one afternoon.

I think that when typical toddlers throw tantrums, they usually believe that there is some injustice that they are outraged about, like why they can’t have candy at 10:00 at night. Miller’s tantrums seem entirely performative and I don’t believe that he truly gives a fuck about any of the victims in his many anecdotes that he will cite, only that he gets to pretend he has moral superiority over someone who doesn’t show the same pretend outrage.

Trump: No, and now it’s illegal for you not to like me.

That was my first thought too. No grand conspiracy or personal mission here, just basic corruption by some of the shittiest people.

This seems like a dubious tactic in any state that has “stand your ground” laws.

Will he really need customers much longer? I mean it seems like he can just have any government agency replace their fleet with his trash in the name of “efficiency”.

Agreed, and a big advertisor exodus from Twitter would help.

If he launched into space and accidentally crashed into his own orbiting Tesla, it would go a long way towards balancing the karmic scales.

Yes it is, and crashing Tesla stock will certainly make him less rich. He still has his other shit companies, so crashing Tesla stocks alone won’t make him poor, but we might not have to hear quite so much about him.

Common mistake among editors is the misspelling of “obvious”

Can’t he just drive it to a “safe space”?

One of?

Didn’t he win his last election with something like 94% of the vote. The dude is outrageously popular… or there might be something else going on.

Perhaps the message should have been that Snoop was never really in “our” corner. His interests have probably not been in looking out for other people, and so maybe we shouldn’t be surprised that he makes a decision that benefits him while (what most expect) harms most of the rest of us.

Maybe the take away is that we shouldn’t assume that any celebrities, even if they have voiced support for marginalized people in the past, will take action that isn’t in their self interest. I won’t echo the sentiment that there is “nothing wrong” with this, but expecting people to act against their self interest may be a bit like trying to shame Sam Jackson’s character from Django Unchained.

I recognize it was sarcasm, but in case you have any people in your life that argue that this cold snap disproves climate change, NOAA made this nice graphic to show what’s causing the unusual cold.