Final Remix

I was expecting some frawshty tchawklit milkshaeksh.

It’s twitter. It’s based on fraud these days.

Nah, it was already a bust when Unreal Engine was on the table.

Electrogonnorhea: the noisy killer

Good joke, this.

The only prereq for SS now is that you can stand to be locked in an airtight vehicle for extended periods with the human rotbag. Even his “wife” can’t stand to be in the same car as him.

Honestly, it would solve a lot of problems.

A former buddy of mine joined local LE some years back. They tormented and hazed the hell outta him until he was forced to move to another precinct.
And then it happened again.
Nowadays, he toes the line and has a LOT of really worrying opinions on a lot of things, but he has the respect of his coworkers now.

No one’s going to make them. The entire regime is shit from top to bottom.

Mine fucking resets every few months… it just decides I need to re-up the “I understand I’ll go deaf” notification while I’m in the middle of a drive.

You’re looking for “than”, not “then”.

Sweeney loves him some CSAM, too.

I thought it was a third person shooter with bafflingly shitty gunplay…I.guess things have changed since it came out.

Well at least that problem fixed itself.

Also, you call the driver a bitch after magdumping into her face, then block EMTs from getting to her afterward.

Nah, dude. I’m with you.

Some buddies of mine all got together and tried replaying Phantasy Star Online. Back in 2002? High school. Fuckit Plenty of time to grind. Level 199-200 is more XP than level 1-199. The game is a grind.

The new fan server has a sandbox mode. All it took was me saying “guys. I’m 40. I’m not putting another 2200 hours into this fucking title to get back to where I was on Dreamcast and GameCube. I’m playing sandbox. Join me there if you want.”

So now we just fuck around with mid-level characters with whatever fashionable weapons we can conjure up. We already put in our time. It’d be insane to do it all over from scratch.

Ignoring Onichanbara Bikini Zombie Slayers??

There’s probably a decent 1g1r archive online by now.

Worse. Many of them are outright complicit, voting alongside the republicans.

I miss Sega.