I’ll likely be sharing this as part of my upcoming resign

Can I taste doggy?

Minor nitpick, you have causality inverted. Esperanto is artificial and therefore regular.

They don’t want freedom of speech; they want licentiousness of speech.

Also, you are in a forest. It is expected to see wild animals, it is unexpected to see humans. If you were in a seemingly empty office, would you rather see another person or a fucking bear?