That’s horrible, and I love it

Haven’t EVER

We know that there are many decent people who are just stuck there

We have sympathy for them

We’ve got our fuckwits

Unfortunately, stupidity is celebrated in the US

America seems to be proud of the things it should be ashamed of as a society

'Murica…

I’m so grateful to live in a civilised country

Good luck with that!

It’s 'Murica, after all

The stupidity is ingrained.

This gives me hope that Drumpf knows that he’s dying and is trying to weasel his way into an afterlife that doesn’t consist of him having pineapples constantly shoved up his arse

I think you’ve watched too many movies while sucking on a bong

You had me at “fisting”

Yanks are really good at hating

It doesn’t really matter who, they’ll jump right in and hate

There’s a reason why their TV shows and movies are so superficial, along with everything else they do

They crave distraction from the misery that they live with.

For too many, the escape is from a misery that is inflicted upon them.

For plenty, the misery is because they live shallow lives where the only way they can find value is to compare themselves to others and hope that they have more material wealth

It’s fucked, but hate keeps the wheels turning in 'Murica

If you’re hungry, feel free to eat my arsehole with a spoon

I’ve had the pleasure of dining at one of Heston Blumenthal’s restaurants and I can categorically say that it was the most wonderful dining experience of my life

“But neither scented, not flavoured. In fact, if you can’t eat it, what the fuck are you doing putting it on your fun-bits in the first place?”

OK, so I’m one of the original SJWs

I’m old and have a bit of a reputation for getting in the face of the ignorant, which isn’t always wise, but I’m a principled cunt

But there is a point where the little things don’t fucking matter when the person clearly doesn’t have any malicious intent, and only someone trying to be offended would have a problem

To whit, I was asking an indigenous friend whether they prefer “indigenous” or “aboriginal” when I’m speaking to them.

They said “the fact that you’re even asking means that you’re obviously not a part of the problem, so pull the stick out of your arse”

I suggest you do the same.

I’m just looking forward to him being “Kirked”

Hopefully really soon. I think it’d be a lovely way to enjoy the new year

Wait until she dresses as a couch and JD Vance has ICE kick in the door to get there first

I endorse this message

I have a vintage champagne that I’ve had for a long time

I look forward to his death

May his supporters follow him out of blind loyalty to the man-child they love because of his hate

SO not a shitpost

Also: Fuck Trump, and every one of his fucktard supporters