Fuck Netanyahu in the ass with a smart bomb.

Genocide through bombardment is the same as genocide through a gas chamber.

Fuck Israel. “Never again,” my ass.

Let me fix that headline for you, The Guardian:

“Guy who played pretend hero on tv over 30 years ago has now signed up to play pretend hero in real life.”

Hunting animals for trophies and prestige is straight-up fuckery and should be banned everywhere.

Fuck trophy hunters.

Sorry you lost your dad.

My religion is FUCK OFF WITH YOUR RELIGION.

Can I proselytize that in the office?

That’s quite a furry…dog you have there, sir!

Radio Shack. And not the recent version. The OLD version with breadboards and soldering irons and electronics kits.

This isn’t a shitpost. This is straight up TRUTH.

The super-wealthy are a cancer on society, and just like cancer, they suck up all of the resources while killing the patient.

YOU GUYS! Check out this cool movie I made with AI! It took FOR-EVER to render, but it was TOTALLY worth it! See? It’s my cat, but he looks like my sister’s husband! And watch him strum that banjo while he surfs in my neighbor’s pool!

Isn’t technology AWESOME?