Penis, man…

Idk what his secret sauce was

Drugs

Everyone does dumb shit when they’re younger.

Sure, and you can’t come back from some of it.

What if you just let the AI you’ve been training for free all this time match you automatically? It knows what you watch, what you like on your Facebook and Instagram, it reads your DMs and text messages, it even knows what ads you’re likely to pause the longest on before you scroll past. It knows you better than you know yourself.

4pm?? During the cpbl playoffs? Unlikely.

I believe they are referring to the mythical Brazilian mini-enema.

Nice I’m going to be Bigfoot for Halloween this year and I’ve been exploring crotch options.

And then you have that nasty little foot pedal trashcan next to your toilet because you don’t flush the wipes, right?

…you don’t flush the wipes…do you?

Careful with the bidet conversation. I saw someone on plebbit explain how they don’t have to wash their hands after they take a shit because they have a bidet that washes and dries their asshole.

I don’t like this food.

Ok, there’s lots of stuff I don’t like. Why not grab a Snickers?

It’s an abomination!

Whoa there, it’s just a Reese’s cup…

phillistine depravity!!

Look, that’s excessive, isn’t it? And there’s only one L in phi-

AMERICA BAD!!!

Calm down, psycho! Holy shit touch grass!

80-90 ciggies a day

Who made this stupid nonsense?

Normalize respecting young people’s contributions, knowledge, and skills before mentioning their age…

I understand that user moderation is an accepted practice nowadays, but people end up on those blocklists for invalid reasons and I’d prefer a default filter like there is for hate speech.

When they added all those default filters to bluesky for things like violence and hate speech and didn’t add one for politics, I deleted my account. I’m so so so very tired of it. I’m also 100% sick of slacktivists thinking posting their politics on social media does anything other than make other people post their politics on social media.

Dude

“Since you didn’t bother to write it, I didn’t bother to read it.”

Same experience here, and when I traveled as an immigrant, everyone was always very cordial and welcoming to me (which is more than I can say for the immigrant experience in America). I was in Brazil during Bolsonaro and found many lefties who appreciated the acknowledgement that they were still there working hard despite their country’s leadership (one of them got murdered by his father over politics). I was in Chile during the student riots under Pinera too and was welcomed by the leftists in the street throwing bottle bombs and the cops in riot gear with water cannons. The average person everywhere is involved in a continuous global struggle for human rights, education, economic equity, etc, and they recognize your empathy no matter what flavor of billionaire is currently running the country.

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Any local who can’t separate you from the corrupt billionaires who run your country isn’t worth your time no matter where you are. Anyone who would lie to another person about where they’re from because they can’t separate themselves from the corrupt billionaires who run their country isn’t worth my time no matter where you’re from.

They would see cities designed for pedestrian and bicycle traffic. My city here in America is proud of the hundreds of miles of bike lanes but all they did was paint a bike stencil on the shoulder of the road and put up a sign telling cyclists to stay to the right.