“He’s coding! I need a red bull, cargo shorts, and quiet classic rock, stat!”

I was sure COVID killing off 15-20k people per day would sober the MAGAts up. Boy, did I feel silly.

It’s singular, but (strangely) possessive. Like, O’Malley’s implies O’Malley’s Bar, this would be the restaurant that belongs to TGIF.

Rage Against the Vaccine Rage Against the Latte Machine Rage Against the Voting Machine

More like ‘decomposing’, amirite, guys?

With an exotic name like Lisa Anderson (I’m sorry, did I pronounce that right?) She’s kind of asking for trouble like this.

:q!

M-x Ctrl-? Why?

I’ve never felt more scene.

Seen*

As someone who preordered it, is CP2077 really a valid mechanism for performance testing?

I suspect ‘terrified’ isn’t the correct adjective.

“Lemmee just manufacture a few million more MAGAs on my way out the door…”

Fried rice is great for when you want to cook 2000 things separately.

I mean, if Harris loses, she might be headed to Jail as well, if I understand how enemy lists work.

Makes sense. Most of the unsound guys I know are Trump supporters.

I’ve always wanted to do the 8 hr drive to Helle and Backe.

Upvoted for the excellent pun. (For context, major Puerto Rico fuckup by the Trump campaign. )

Usernames that make you go “Wait, what?” and then transport you back in time 30 years.

At first glance, I read the title as “JD Vance shares vid claiming migrants are cats…” and wasn’t surprised in the least.