Birdwatching. You can buy a book and binoculars if you like. The app Merlin is somewhat free to ID Birdwatching calls. Birdseed can get expensive or just plant sunflowers.

Wildflower identification. Best in early spring, Phone apps make this a little too easy. Seed collecting and propagation is my next goal. I also pull up invasive plants, mostly garlic mustard.

Gardening. Seeds are cheap but if want to start indoors you’ll need a light and possibly a heat mat. Start outdoors in a makeshift “greenhouse” using a clear plastic jug. Starter plants are cheap

Choking the chicken? It’s two hobbies in one

Thats it right there. Some guys go to strip clubs and treat it like a relationship. A woman once told me she worked in a club and when one of the regulars passed away, a bunch of them went to his funeral.

I would i would find another job and forget to give Jenny my two weeks notice

It’s true! Little known fact, they also have their own catalytic converter

Election time already?

A jack of all trades can complete a task

You’re a tool

Are propaganda posters just posters?

Balls have stretch marks? I’ve been focused on it being the last patch of hair to turn grey

Survival of the fittest

Not that I recall. I do have a toy chest full of SW stuff but i don’t think that’s in there

Me thirty years ago. In 1977 my entire life revolved around Star Wars. Still haven’t seen the last movie

I’ve done plenty of both. Cocaine types are insecure and do it to feel in control. LSD types are secure and do it to lose control. If you really did them you’ll know what I mean

They’re famous? Carrie Fisher went to rehab for LSD. In my experience people who do LSD are of a different personality type than those that do cocaine.

Rats abandoning a sinking ship

This is what you call “hedging your bets”

This is preparing for the inevitable release of the Epstein files. Softening the blow by insisting it wasn’t pedophilia. They could have made this argument a long time ago but didn’t

Prisoners

One fowl to rule them all